1. Do you think it is problematic that people are not kissing the ground you walk on?
2. Do you feel like people are not acknowledging your glory?
3. Do you think your blinding beauty should be causing car accidents as you
walk sashay down the streets?
4. Do you think men should be tripping over themselves to get with you?
5. Does it bother you that
human patriarchal standards of beauty based on innate ability of humans to identify pleasing and attractive features of the human body misogyny are preventing people from admiring and worshiping your rolls curves?
6. Is it confusing when some people mention self improvement as a way to love oneself and to take care of the only body we have because in your mind, you are pure, unadulterated perfection?
7. When you don’t fit into that cute dress at Forever 21, does it feel like society is telling you to hate yourself? After all, it is the manufacturer’s DUTY to make clothes that fit you.
8. When you see people exercising and being active, does your conscience scream silently at the ongoing fat genocide?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have met all the criteria to become a Certified Fat Activist. Please, enter our
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